My campus does a movies on the lawn tradition during the summer. Thursday night they offered Two Towers. I of course am an avid elf-f*cker ^^ and my very good friend who adores Hobbits, drove up from Austin to watch it with me...
This is a recounting of the night's events.
Read at your own risk.
wmchichiri: Hobbitie is so drunk
K: ^^;;;
wmchichiri: she was so loud during the osgilith scene with Frodo that she sounded in the midst of an orgasm
K: Why did you let her get drunk
wmchichiri: people were turning around to stare at her
wmchichiri: we had liquor
wmchichiri: rum
K: bwhahaha sorry I missed THAT
wmchichiri: it was me, and her, and Gimli Doppleganger
wmchichiri: Gimli Doppleganger is very scared
K: I didn't realize you were going to liquor up BEFORE the movie
wmchichiri: yes.
wmchichiri: we had strawberry daquiris
wmchichiri: and in lieu of rum and coke, we had live wire mt. dew and rum
K: ^^;;;
wmchichiri: she is stumbling
wmchichiri: and mixing her words up
K: And here I was baking peacefully at home
wmchichiri: and half misdtakening me for a hobbit
K: when I could have been with two drunken women screaming like they were orgasming
wmchichiri: only she was
wmchichiri: I was giggling
K: Ahhh well one
wmchichiri: poor Gimli Doppleganger had to carry everything back, so I could keep her straight and upright
wmchichiri: saved her from a few falls
wmchichiri: we used A's big cups
wmchichiri: one daiquiri to the brim
K: bwhaha I would have loved to see it
wmchichiri: and then she had 3 of those mt dew and rum's
K: You're a bad influence
wmchichiri: ^^
K: ha you don't deny it
wmchichiri: the hobbit fetish was of her own making
wmchichiri: I only encourage her
K: Well if I had went I probably would have been hit and scratched at some point...
K: I just can keep the gay jokes to myself
K: err can't
wmchichiri: then it was good you did not come :P
wmchichiri: I got pawed up :P
K: ^^;;;;
K: Well it's not easy to mistake me for a hobbit
wmchichiri: she yanked my shirts and bra, my poor breast was flattened by how hard she was pulling at the shoulder strap
wmchichiri: I got a good foot rub out of it ^^
wmchichiri: and she played with my hair so much tis knotted
wmchichiri: Hobbitie just said "this is fun, we should do this more often, cause as I said before this is the drunkest I've ever been" giggles
K: ^^;
wmchichiri: and she kept saying, must get Heero curly wig
K: Bwhahhahahahahahaha
K: That was my idea... but don't tell him
wmchichiri: :P
This is a recounting of the night's events.
Read at your own risk.
wmchichiri: Hobbitie is so drunk
K: ^^;;;
wmchichiri: she was so loud during the osgilith scene with Frodo that she sounded in the midst of an orgasm
K: Why did you let her get drunk
wmchichiri: people were turning around to stare at her
wmchichiri: we had liquor
wmchichiri: rum
K: bwhahaha sorry I missed THAT
wmchichiri: it was me, and her, and Gimli Doppleganger
wmchichiri: Gimli Doppleganger is very scared
K: I didn't realize you were going to liquor up BEFORE the movie
wmchichiri: yes.
wmchichiri: we had strawberry daquiris
wmchichiri: and in lieu of rum and coke, we had live wire mt. dew and rum
K: ^^;;;
wmchichiri: she is stumbling
wmchichiri: and mixing her words up
K: And here I was baking peacefully at home
wmchichiri: and half misdtakening me for a hobbit
K: when I could have been with two drunken women screaming like they were orgasming
wmchichiri: only she was
wmchichiri: I was giggling
K: Ahhh well one
wmchichiri: poor Gimli Doppleganger had to carry everything back, so I could keep her straight and upright
wmchichiri: saved her from a few falls
wmchichiri: we used A's big cups
wmchichiri: one daiquiri to the brim
K: bwhaha I would have loved to see it
wmchichiri: and then she had 3 of those mt dew and rum's
K: You're a bad influence
wmchichiri: ^^
K: ha you don't deny it
wmchichiri: the hobbit fetish was of her own making
wmchichiri: I only encourage her
K: Well if I had went I probably would have been hit and scratched at some point...
K: I just can keep the gay jokes to myself
K: err can't
wmchichiri: then it was good you did not come :P
wmchichiri: I got pawed up :P
K: ^^;;;;
K: Well it's not easy to mistake me for a hobbit
wmchichiri: she yanked my shirts and bra, my poor breast was flattened by how hard she was pulling at the shoulder strap
wmchichiri: I got a good foot rub out of it ^^
wmchichiri: and she played with my hair so much tis knotted
wmchichiri: Hobbitie just said "this is fun, we should do this more often, cause as I said before this is the drunkest I've ever been" giggles
K: ^^;
wmchichiri: and she kept saying, must get Heero curly wig
K: Bwhahhahahahahahaha
K: That was my idea... but don't tell him
wmchichiri: :P
- Mood:
amused - Music:drunken giggles


Comments
I must thank Pamm for carrying me off to the DMA last night and saving me from a drunken hobbit orgy. :P It sounds like quite a ... scene. -_- How was the play on Wednesday?!
I'm off to Austin as soon as I get off work today.
I needed the "scene" of last night.
MY day started horridly...
Power outage ---> alarm did not go off (despite battery backup) ---> was late to work by 3 hours ---> got written up ---> supervisor over my manager has decreed the next person (even if first offense) who is late to open, will be terminated immediately.
I can understand, afterall opening shift employees are responsible for opening up the classrooms for the classes. When they run late, you get irate Professors, irate administrators, and annoyed students.
But still. You think 4 years working here, they would realize she's not blowing you off, and would be a bit more generous.
The back-up mechanism, call-in check-in, failed because there is currently no management on campus to which we can check in with before 8am.
>_<
It's really unfair for them to crack down so viciously. You've worked for 4 years for them consistently and have been reliable and efficient. You've never done this to them. Even when getting up early is not your cup of tea, you've done it and been on time and made sure things were taken care of. This is one of my issues with some employers. If you make one mistake they go crazy and shove it down your throat and threaten you and get mad, even if you are an employee with an _excellent_ track record, _excellent_ attendence, who has consistently done good work for them. They treat you the same as if you were an unreliable person constantly calling in "sick" or not showing up, which is ridiculous. Employers need to realize they employ people - human beings, and in this world we live in, sometimes the "fertilizer hits the fan." Sometimes things don't work out perfect. Sometimes problems and complications happen. Not every day, but sometimes, YES. Grr. And you can't expect your people to be able to field all of them flawlessly. Losing power in the middle of the night was a little bit out of your control. Nothing you could do. >_<
I'm sorry they're being such scum about this. *hugs*